i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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