dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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