Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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