she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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