Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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