So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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