She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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