so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
They have beer where we have blood.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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