Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Randomize
