jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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