her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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