Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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