She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I love having hate sex.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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