The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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