My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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