Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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