I wanna bring you to show and tell
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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