Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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