She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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