I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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