I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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