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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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