You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is not my ceiling
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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