Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
