For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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