omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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