her vagine was all disorganized.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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