I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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