can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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