do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We need to rekindle our bromance
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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