belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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