dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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