No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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