A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Are we still banned from the library?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
