We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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