It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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