porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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