on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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