no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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