i would punch a child for taco bell
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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