I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I think I sprained my soul last night
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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