i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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