You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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