There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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