did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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