So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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