it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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