ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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