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I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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