Define "chronic" masturbator.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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