if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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