Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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