How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Buhtt sex?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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