Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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