And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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