Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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