you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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