I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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